beyond cyberdrome

BEYOND CYBERDROME 3 (1998)

"Robert Wars" Held at 'Intuition': in the Britannia Hotel, Manchester.

The awesome disco pit!

Pitch Notes:

Originally booked to be in the massive Main Hall of Manchester Picadilly Hotel with no planned Boundary or Tek. Matt, Ewok and SMS relocated it in the underground Disco Pit so that they were able to take advantage of the natural auditorium, sound/light tek and video screen to allow simultaneous playback. Tek did the most impressive Guerilla Tekking on record and the event set a standard we wish to maintain. Event begun by Sms behaving suspiciously akin to Jeremy Clarkson. Apparently a reference to a new BBC program. First 'Hazards' round including 'The Cup Of Tea', 'The Cuddly Toy' and 'The Sarcastic Comment'. Heavily sarcastic stuff. SMS, Not Clarkson.

Now It Can Be Told:

In complete 'ATeam' style, Tek grabbed a schedule spreadsheet and a map and lay on the floor with beer, wallyphones and a wallchart and devised a complex matrix whereby kit could be 'virtually there' for a variety of events in such a way that it was actually at BC, without inconveniencing anyone. They then jury-rigged a variety of kit that "Couldn't work because it was incompatable" to work perfectly together. We were utterly awed!! All Praise Be To Tek! Particularly this lot!

Jaine and Eira perform the first ever Sprokkettedance!

Trivia:

First video playback. First Dual-Commentary (Matt and SMS in 'Test Match' mode). First appearance of 'The Roamer' *pre-programmed robot which advertised BC by wandering the carpet of the bar areas, displaying its little banner (Programmed by Eira). First Sprokkettes appearance (Jaine and Eira). VC constructed. MBE awarded for first time. First appearance of 'The Clanger Of power'.* First BC Workshop. Two special (Edible!) awards donated by Brian. First video records of the event (Aside from the BBC that is) by Steve Lawson and Bobby.

Entries:

BOB

Road Hog:

By resident hardware genius Brian. A terrifying wind-up car with a toy pig in it… Very nearly a Hazard.

BOB:

Entered by mistake, thinking this was 'Robert Wars'. A brilliantly engineered K-Nex construction powered by batteries. Bob includes a cunning (And very visible) cam system, allowing Bob to wander about aimlessly. Bob is armed with 'mine'- dropping capability to snargle up the driveshafts of other robots. His autonomous bimbling about thrills anyone who likes watching machinery actually working, so he's won MBE two years running! By Tim Kirk. An audience, happily ignoring Fontasaurus

Fontasaurus:

Named after the Manchester pub SF group. "Bastard offspring of Jurassic Park and Sydney Opera House". This daunting stack of polysterene was supposed to be remote control. It quickly fell victim to the 1999 Law of Motion. By Gav and Dave.

Over the Top and Hyperion

Suddenly, someone seemed to be taking BC seriously! A daunting double-entry. Both: painted red with terrifying slogans. Both: radio controlled.

Over The Top and Hyperion. Photo: Nojay Over the Top used a cunning 'wedge' shape to tip opponents over.

Hyperion sported a worrying spinning circular saw!

These two quickly became the most active and dangerous of the BC robots, beginning the long and near legendary line of Rising Star supermachines. By 'Rising Star Enterprises', under the supreme command and executive management of Andrew Langhammer.

Attila The Chip Pan

Created in the Beyond Cyberdrome Workshop the previous day by 9 year old Richard Roaff, who knew he couldn't be at the match to see it be beaten up (Or win), but built it all the same! As it sounds; a wheeled chip pan with terrifying spikes and hand and reactive motive powering… Awarded edible prize. By Richard Roaff. K.I.E.T.H. and S.A.R.A.H., shortly after their Happy Event. One of S.A.R.A.H.'s babies, still clinging onto the back of her mother... Ahhhh. Photo: Nojay

SARAH

(Special Award) Sarah seemed a fairly innocuous massive orange cuboid robot towed along behind K.I.E.T.H., until her tissue-thin hide was punctured, whereupon a swarm of 'Nanite' robots erupted Baby-Spider-Like from her innards… Sarah narrowly missed MBE by her featherweight brood's little wheels failing to find friction on the polished wooden floor. By Matt and Miche.

Toucon

A last minute entry. Superficially; an ambulatory black fedora hat. Soon revealed itself to be a battery-powered random-directional toy jet, wearing a black fedora hat. Ohhh… Cunning. By The 2Kon Team.

Nigel

A disturbing long-leggy thing that sort of juddered its way around the pitch. Fell over on people a lot, but difficult to tell if that qualifies as a victory or a defeat. The spectators felt it was just drunk. By Rob. Red Mars. Green Mars. Blue Mars

Red Mars. Green Mars. Blue Mars

(Special Award). The Hard Science Entry. In honour of the recent Mars probe (And some bestsellers), a battery-operated scale model of the Mars Rover, dual string-operated steering with a small figure on top "To shout sarcastic instructions". Armed by balloons in the eponymous colours which, upon bursting, showered the opponents (And floor) in flour. This brilliant showmanship very nearly snatched the MBE from Bob. Awarded edible prize. By Mark Slater and Elaine Coates.

Also:

Road Worrier. K 4.5. K.I.E.T.H. Universal Battle Robot. One I Made Earlier.

Winners:

Over The Top: V.C.

BOB. MBE

VC:

Over the Top.

MBE:

Bob.

Special Awards:

(Easter Eggs presented by Brian)
Red Mars, Green Mars, Blue Mars.
Attila the Chip Pan.