Cal represented good taste. (Drowned out by the audience)
Eira represented 'stagecraft'.
Sms represented Magnus Greely's interests (Particularly the more prurient ones)
We thought we were onto a winner, but hard to distinguish from the audience.
The leather outfit was very popular, but there was a schism between her presentation and Fan Culture.
Again: fascinating outfit which caught the eye of some of the audience, but took far, far too long to fit into the 1-hour B.C. format.
Alas, we were holding the event on a hotel carpet. Sorry.
Very silent, immobile and a little 'faceless'. Very good on the "Die Robot! Die!" chant, but limited on the erotic dancing.
It's binary. Sorry.
Most Sprokketes ever! 11! First mixed-sex Sprokkettes as they were now "Hot new pop group" 'Sprokkette 5'.
One of the judges actually. Hints of emergent Dominatrix in her insistence on precise binary movements.
A startling in-depth knowledge of operatic tradition and singing. A little overdressed and culture shocked, but "Perfectly willing to give it her best shot".
An excellent rendering of 'Hit me baby one more time'. The 'Darius' of the group (Allegedly).
Extensive acting experience in rubbish '80's US Cop-shows. Popular breastwork.
Outrageous vamping. Stunning dance-routines. Good tablework.
A startling depth of classical knowledge encased in a chewy, radiant, Olympian Goddess-exterior.
Spoke entirely in perfectly formed couplets.
From the moment he delivered his (Clint Eastwood-volume) line "I have a big gun", a certainty. Gained twice the number of votes as the number of people in the room by virtue of them holding both hands up.
Turned up wearing a bright blue, tight-fitting velvet outfit, clutching a jerryboam of brandy to languidly claim his Sprokkette because he "Rather fancied having one".
Was convinced that the best way to gain a Sprokkkette was to mix closely with them by becoming one. Appealed to more than the women actually. Scared Sms.
What more do you need to know?
Previous experience as a robot.
Extensive development of Binary Dance Routine to include 'YMCA' and '2'.
He also writes.
Both humorous and serious.
Last minute entry (!). Much-photographed knickers and stocking tops. "Game for anything". Offered to remove more. Now under personal management of Mr Greeley.
was waved frequently.
His agent Mongoose insisted that, if needed, more Bondage Black Gaffa was available.
Be warned: people are asking us to do 'Sprokkette Idol' again...
